It’s my first day back to work after a two week break. The train is crowded (nothing new there…), but there’s this couple standing so close together looking lovingly into each other’s eyes. I suspect that even if the train wasn’t crowded, they’d still be standing that close. So close that the gentleman starts brushing the lady’s eyebrows. Now that’s new, I was expecting some smooching but turns out he wants his lady perfectly groomed!